Christmas Gifts for the Twilight fan

So Twilight: New Moon has made over $230 million dollars in the US, more money in 10 days than the first movie did in it's entire release. That puts it in 60th place all time in only it's 2nd weekend.  With popularity comes exploitation...

Considering that 80% of the audience was female, and 50% under 21, and when it comes right down to it, the movie is really about a girls choice between Necrophilia and Bestiality (ahhhhh, love is a funny thing!) it's of no surprise that the marketing and promotions they have done aren't exactly aimed at my demographic...


How about the shadow of a guy standing in your room?!?!

order it here

This is just taking it a bit far:

seen here

If it's not enough that he watches you in your room, and when you're dressed...

order from here

Okay, if those were a little childish for you, there is always this (NSFW), or if you're really hardcore,  there you go!




Happy Shopping!!!!



-k