Little Jersey Shore

It could only be better with Midget Guido's!






As a bonus, here's Alyssa Milano getting her Jersey Shore makeover

Alyssa Milano's Evolution: Jersey Shore from Alyssa Milano

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Reality Shows Anonymous

I thought I had quit it.  It had been years. I had no  interest in it anymore, what could just one episode hurt. I won't even pay attention. I'll just watch a little and then move on to something else. 

I should have known.


Once and addict, always and addict.  That one episode turned into 10... And I don't plan on stopping now!


Sweet Survivor, I could never leave you!!!!

At least not while Russell is around!!!





He had me hooked when he burned that guys socks!!!!



And speaking of being addicted to reality shows, I guess showing this clip is like passing over a crack pipe!





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Top 5 Guilty Pleasure Movies

You know those movies that most people are upset that they spent money to rent (even though they had Mono, their phone wasn't working, their cable was down, and the only book not damaged by the fire was Dianetics, and even that would have been better?!)...

And you own it on Blu-ray?


I own a lot of those, but here are 5 of my favorites:


Crank 2: High Voltage 
I almost summarized the plot, but what would be the point. All you need to know is that they skydive without parachutes, there are women in bikini's firing automatic weapons, the Chinese Mafia, and a sexually assaulted Grandmother. And that's just the preview (and I promise they didn't show the best parts!)  Stars Jason Strathem with guest appearances by David Carradine (Bill in Kill Bill), Corey Haim (Chris in Snowboard Academy) and Geri Halliwell (Phoebe in Sex and the City)





Very Bad Things
Watch this movie the first time and you'll say to yourself, "This is not funny and anyone who finds it so will be going to Hell".  Watch it a second time and you will giggle (nervously) at times and look around o make sure no one notices. Watch it a third time and you will accept damnation and try talking other people into coming with you! 





Canadian Bacon
A satire on America's need for war, US/ Canada relations and stereotypes.  Directed by Michael Moore and staring John Candy in his last role.   "There's a time to think, and a time to act, and this Gentlemen, is no time to think". Brilliant





The Adventure of Ford Fairlane
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet

Eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider,
Who sat down beside her
And said, "Hey, what's in the bowl, bitch?"

Ahhhh, Andrew Dice Clay. Who didn't think he was funny when they were 16.... Or still do!

I think it's a guilty pleasure just to like this trailer:





Showgirls
This movie came out almost 15 years ago, yet people still remember it, refer to it, and play drinking games while watching it all over the world!

Watch it again just to have a laugh at what could possibly have made Elizabeth Berkley splash around in that pool like she did (you know what I'm talking about!)