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I found a strange twitter link from Roger Ebert...   I guess he's old enough to have gone from Pervert to Dirty Old Man, but I didn't expect him to make it public!


Sticking with that theme, if you thought Nathon Fillion was funny in PG Porn, they have another installment out. This time staring that warehouse guy from The Office... Check it out Here.  Warning, it seems NSFW, and people will ask what you are watching when you laugh out loud!


And an oldy but a goody... if you never saw Mother Lovers, the sequel to Dick in a Box, then here it is...







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Christmas Gifts for the Twilight fan

So Twilight: New Moon has made over $230 million dollars in the US, more money in 10 days than the first movie did in it's entire release. That puts it in 60th place all time in only it's 2nd weekend.  With popularity comes exploitation...

Considering that 80% of the audience was female, and 50% under 21, and when it comes right down to it, the movie is really about a girls choice between Necrophilia and Bestiality (ahhhhh, love is a funny thing!) it's of no surprise that the marketing and promotions they have done aren't exactly aimed at my demographic...


How about the shadow of a guy standing in your room?!?!

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This is just taking it a bit far:

seen here

If it's not enough that he watches you in your room, and when you're dressed...

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Okay, if those were a little childish for you, there is always this (NSFW), or if you're really hardcore,  there you go!




Happy Shopping!!!!



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I didn't write this...

But can't think of anything to blog about, so I'll pass it on... And sorry for making you do math.

And for this post in general :)

This math test can predict your all time most watched film. Try it without looking at the answers. It works!




Pick a number from 1 - 9.

Multiply by 3.

Add 3, then multiply by 3 again.

You will get your answer by adding the two digits together to find your all time favourite movie.

Good Luck



See below....





It is:

1. Gone with the wind

2. Aliens

3. Oliver

4. Star Wars

5. Forrest Gump

6. Saving Private Ryan

7. Jaws

8. Grease

9. The joy of Anal Sex with male goats & leather clad boys

10. Mary Poppins

I guess whoever wrote this felt that in order to get the intended affect of this 'joke', the goats weren't enough, and they had to add the boys into the 'title' ... Not to mention making the goats male, and the boys clad in leather...

Maybe you should have gone with Kung Fu Porno!!!  (Note: NSFW, but VERY funny!!!!)